Introducing our Newest Robot!

DESI!
Desi was initiated just last Wednesday. It was a lovely ceremony consisting of butter beer, farmer's market, karaoke, sparklers, and tearful speeches. Desi has been a long time supporter of Dead Toy Robots, she made a cameo in Dead Toy Robots: Episode 3, as well as having her very own memorial video made by yours truly.

Desi has her very own blog so check that out: http://jivemasterdesi.wordpress.com/

Sophie

Update

So let's push this somewhat serious subject matter to the side for now and update on what the hell is up.

Not much. Damn you writers block.

Currently we're actually attempting to come up with new material. That isn't really working out that well. Which sucks. It's gotten so bad to the point where some days I don't even want to think about our poor abandoned looking blog and youtube channel. Ugh.

But fret not dear Dead Toy Robot followers for we will figure something out. Hopefully. Until then um...you can try watching a good movie or something.

Sophie

P.S.
If you would like to help out with anything, and we mean anything. Leave a comment and we'll get back to you.

An Announcement from Sophie

So recently we, well I haven't been updating like a do. The reason is I've been in recovery for the past few weeks. Well those who are very close to me know what's up but others I have lied to simply because it's a touchy subject for me.

So here on this very public forum I have decided to come out with the truth cause I feel like I shouldn't have to lie to everyone.

I had the Lap-Band surgery. There I said it. Lap-band as in that thing you see weight-loss centers advertising all the time during the Maury show.

Did I do it because I'm ashamed of myself. No, honestly I'm very comfortable in my own body. I did it because I needed a lifestyle change in order to improve my health. See being healthy is the main focus here though weight-loss isn't half bad either.

And before you pass judgment on me let me tell you, I have been preparing for this for almost a year now. I did not go through with the surgery until I knew everything about it, and the pro's outweighed the con's.

If you want info about the procedure I suggest taking a look www.lapband.com.

Sophie

P.S. I've already lost 10 pounds and it's only been a few weeks so suck it!

Discussion topic: The Looking Glass, a view into Religion; Testing your faith

So Natalie and I were discussing how when tragedy strikes those who are religious tend to walk away from their faith, while those who are not tend to become more religious? Now why is this? Hmm? Discuss.



Sophie

speaking of elote....i have it all over in my car and on the dashbord....its amazing that cars do not have elote holders now-a-daaays!!! but it was awsome regardless.

In search of the Elote MAN day 1

Since I've returned home from the Central Coast of California, I have been seeking out a wanted man. This man is the Elote man. He is a very hard man to find, especially now that he has been banished. It is rumored that he still comes around these parts, ringing his bell shouting "ELOTES!".

Yesterday Natalie almost came close to finding him but instead found the equally hard to find Raspado and Ice Cream men.



Today we will continue our search for the Elote man.

Sophie

Picking up Sophie

The drive up to Monterey was dangerous. We drove threw a Zombie camp near the grape vine. I almost didn't make it out alive. When I got there Sophie's camp was surrounded, Zombies were everywhere we had to go to the only building still standing. The Winchester Mansion.  Although it proved useful against the Zombies we wondered around the house for days trying to find an exit. We withered away until finally we made it to the barn, we hijacked a near by Datson and drove it home. Making sure to hit every Zombie on our way. One more member and Dead Toy Robots will be together again.

Love, Natalie