Introducing our Newest Robot!

DESI!
Desi was initiated just last Wednesday. It was a lovely ceremony consisting of butter beer, farmer's market, karaoke, sparklers, and tearful speeches. Desi has been a long time supporter of Dead Toy Robots, she made a cameo in Dead Toy Robots: Episode 3, as well as having her very own memorial video made by yours truly.

Desi has her very own blog so check that out: http://jivemasterdesi.wordpress.com/

Sophie

Update

So let's push this somewhat serious subject matter to the side for now and update on what the hell is up.

Not much. Damn you writers block.

Currently we're actually attempting to come up with new material. That isn't really working out that well. Which sucks. It's gotten so bad to the point where some days I don't even want to think about our poor abandoned looking blog and youtube channel. Ugh.

But fret not dear Dead Toy Robot followers for we will figure something out. Hopefully. Until then um...you can try watching a good movie or something.

Sophie

P.S.
If you would like to help out with anything, and we mean anything. Leave a comment and we'll get back to you.

An Announcement from Sophie

So recently we, well I haven't been updating like a do. The reason is I've been in recovery for the past few weeks. Well those who are very close to me know what's up but others I have lied to simply because it's a touchy subject for me.

So here on this very public forum I have decided to come out with the truth cause I feel like I shouldn't have to lie to everyone.

I had the Lap-Band surgery. There I said it. Lap-band as in that thing you see weight-loss centers advertising all the time during the Maury show.

Did I do it because I'm ashamed of myself. No, honestly I'm very comfortable in my own body. I did it because I needed a lifestyle change in order to improve my health. See being healthy is the main focus here though weight-loss isn't half bad either.

And before you pass judgment on me let me tell you, I have been preparing for this for almost a year now. I did not go through with the surgery until I knew everything about it, and the pro's outweighed the con's.

If you want info about the procedure I suggest taking a look www.lapband.com.

Sophie

P.S. I've already lost 10 pounds and it's only been a few weeks so suck it!

Discussion topic: The Looking Glass, a view into Religion; Testing your faith

So Natalie and I were discussing how when tragedy strikes those who are religious tend to walk away from their faith, while those who are not tend to become more religious? Now why is this? Hmm? Discuss.



Sophie

speaking of elote....i have it all over in my car and on the dashbord....its amazing that cars do not have elote holders now-a-daaays!!! but it was awsome regardless.

In search of the Elote MAN day 1

Since I've returned home from the Central Coast of California, I have been seeking out a wanted man. This man is the Elote man. He is a very hard man to find, especially now that he has been banished. It is rumored that he still comes around these parts, ringing his bell shouting "ELOTES!".

Yesterday Natalie almost came close to finding him but instead found the equally hard to find Raspado and Ice Cream men.



Today we will continue our search for the Elote man.

Sophie

Picking up Sophie

The drive up to Monterey was dangerous. We drove threw a Zombie camp near the grape vine. I almost didn't make it out alive. When I got there Sophie's camp was surrounded, Zombies were everywhere we had to go to the only building still standing. The Winchester Mansion.  Although it proved useful against the Zombies we wondered around the house for days trying to find an exit. We withered away until finally we made it to the barn, we hijacked a near by Datson and drove it home. Making sure to hit every Zombie on our way. One more member and Dead Toy Robots will be together again.

Love, Natalie

the saga continues

Journal entry 2: Today I lost communication with Sophie. Yet I have faith that she's ok, after all she lives on the 3rd floor and as we all know Zombies can't climb stairs. As for me, I have bunkered down in a hollowed out tree that I now call my home, it's airy and perfect for hiding from those Zombie bastards. My food supply is running low and as a result i've had to resort to eating at Arby's. I fear it'll soon drive me to insanity. Tomorrow I make the dangerous journey to finding Sophie, I'm going with her Maria and her pet monkey. The road ahead looks rough but I will bare it to make sure my best friend is out of harms way. I surely hope I survive long enough to write another journal entry. If I don't then know this. I shot JR.

Love, Natalie

So bizarre..

but entertaining.




Sophie

About the zombie thing

Tis true. The zombies came. Yet thou hath not been touched by the "lady of the night", the whore. Whose face says virgin and vagina says liar! Thou art still as pure as water with an arse load of dirty innuendos. For I was not present at the attack. Thou art scared shitless of zombies. However! I called upon my forces from the other side, the living dead, sir M. Hedberg. He hath posed as me throughout the adventure. I apologize for thy trickery. Doth not say you love me no more, for I prosper in the educational institution of the longest beach and dabble in the splendid magical Kingdom of the orangest of counties awaiting our reunion.

what really happened this past year

Ok. So forget everything Sophie said about what happened. She's just trying to protect you people from the gory details of what really happened in the last year. Well i think our fans have the right to know. So about this time last year Santa Fe Springs was infected with Zombies. No joke. Sophie Mellers Rita and I all ganged together to form an all powerful Zombie killing band of women. We were strong at first but the numbers of uninfected people dwindled. Pretty soon all the stores became over run with Zombies and our food supply disappeared. So naturally we decided to eat Rita because as we all know she is the least beloved out of the four of us. But upon eating her we discovered her lifetime of whoring left her meat bitter and stringy so we used what was left of her to keep the Zombies at bay. When it finally became apparent that we had to split up to survive we all parted with sorrowful goodbyes and hoped that one day we would be together again. Well my friends, that day is soon upon us. Dead Toy Robots will rise again to save the world!!!!!!

Love, Natalie

Today..

..Marks a year since our last "official" video. Oh and how we miss it....

Memories!!!




Sophie

P.S.

To Mellers and Natalie, update when you like, this is your blog too.

So currently....

We are in the brainstorming process....well more like we're brain storming the brain storming process. If that makes any sense. Right now my mind is drawing blanks and all I can think of is Dressing up in drag drag (drag drag meaning a women impersonating a man impersonating a women) and doing my take of Tear me Down from Hedwig and the Angry inch. Though that sounds kinda awesome, it's not working for me.
But seriously guys, this is hard shit to do. It's not like coming up with sketches for camp fire. I've got nothing to work off of. I mean at this point I am desperate for some help in the writing field. It doesn't help that I cant make up my mind either. I'll come up with something and then 10 minutes later I'll think it's stupid.

Watch our next video is going to be our take on cheese and the role it plays in our society.

This whole thing is making me think of that one Gwen Stefani music video, you know that one Alice in wonderland themed one. At the beginning she had writer's block then called up some Harujuku girl's that apparently could cure it. That's Exactly what I need Writer's-block-curing Harujuku girl's that I will make into my own Silent Entourage.



Sophie

Mellers

Is this an introduction or an update? Hi, I'm Mellers....Im the camera man. no, camera person, keep it pc. no fuck that im not a pc, im a Mac. 

And i agree with sophie, that day at magic mountian, despite the holes in my pants...was damn awsome with my pocket full of jelly belly(s).

And...i too went to starbucks today. where there is always a Delorean in the La Mirada shopping center parking lot.  but, as for work, i only hate the guests that expect a table service/3 course/ 5 princess/ disney land resturant to be cheap as fucking ihop and also be pissed that the Bar is not open at damn fucking 10 am. but hell, there is always one family or little kid that actually thanks you, and that makes me happy.

and this wouldnt be a blog if i didnt tell you what i was going to do with my life in the next 5 min. so here it is!!!!!  Im going to bed....to have depressing dreams about things that would make me happy if only they could actually come true.

natalie

So this is my first blog.....I don't know what to write really.....my stomach hurts right now but that's probably because of the lack of candy I've eaten today. Today I went to work which was ok, I really hate it when instead of trying to help a customer my manager looks at me and says you speak spanish come over here and then walks away. What the hell? And Breandan was once again being an ass, i swear to god that man must have a vagina because he's always on the rag. Seriously stop being such a dick asshole. I work at Starbucks by the way. I like it except for the having to pretend I give a shit about you. Like if I could call you a dumbass and to hurry the fuck up that would be awesome. Pay no mind to this ranting, I've actually a pretty nice person when I'm not making fun of you. Anyway thanks for letting me rant about nothing. I enjoyed it.

Love, Natalie

Just to catch you up on what's happening (Sophie Edition)

Well it's been almost a year since our last "official" video. Now you may be wondering what the heck happened to us. Well a lot of things but I'll leave it up to Natalie and Mellers to write their own version of what the heck has been going on with them.

I'm Just finishing my first full year in college and let me just say one thing, I F***ing hate central California. Now I'm wondering what the heck was I thinking moving to a place like this, see somewhere with a big city would have been ideal cause everything is just right there. Not to mention there have been 3 different occasions when I was in a store just browsing and was asked to leave because they thought I was going to steal something.

That has never ever happened to me, and the only thing I've ever stolen before was a couple of jelly belly's from candy stores. And that was only to taste test them so I could decide which ones I wanted to buy.

Which reminds me of this one time in middle school, back when I was an avid, when we went to Magic Mountain. My dad was a chaperon and he was in charge of my group of friends. Well he does what I do, he taste-tests his jelly belly's and Mellers saw him do just that. So you know she thought it would be alright to do the same only she took an entire pocketful and walked around eating them out of her pocket. I thought that was funny.

But anyway I guess I could never get use to Monterey (cause most people my age are either dumbasses or assholes). So now I will be moving back home and go to school locally.

So that's pretty much it.

Sophie

YAAAY

We made a blog!!! This our first entry, yay!!! I'm sure the next one will be better. Yay!! I have heartburn BOOOO!!!


Sophie