Ok. So forget everything Sophie said about what happened. She's just trying to protect you people from the gory details of what really happened in the last year. Well i think our fans have the right to know. So about this time last year Santa Fe Springs was infected with Zombies. No joke. Sophie Mellers Rita and I all ganged together to form an all powerful Zombie killing band of women. We were strong at first but the numbers of uninfected people dwindled. Pretty soon all the stores became over run with Zombies and our food supply disappeared. So naturally we decided to eat Rita because as we all know she is the least beloved out of the four of us. But upon eating her we discovered her lifetime of whoring left her meat bitter and stringy so we used what was left of her to keep the Zombies at bay. When it finally became apparent that we had to split up to survive we all parted with sorrowful goodbyes and hoped that one day we would be together again. Well my friends, that day is soon upon us. Dead Toy Robots will rise again to save the world!!!!!!
Love, Natalie
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